Q : How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ years old husband ?
A : Just tell him you are pregnant !!
Q : What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant ?
A : " Are you sure it's mine ?? "
Q : Where does the Irish family go on vacation ?
A : To a different bar !
Q : What is the difference between a new spouse and a new dog ?
A : After a year, the dog is still excited to see you !!
A damn short story.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a single word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted
to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, ducks and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, " Relatives of yours ? "
" Yes ! " the wife replied,
" They are my In-laws ! " she then said.
A BIG Cheers to the weekend !!!
:----o BL
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